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Is it just me, or does the "bra size" KGB ad make no sense?
Let me explain myself. The guy wants to know how he can tell his girlfriend's bra size. A female walks up to him and tells him he should ask someone. He texts KGB, whose advice is to compare them to a piece of fruit. The guy exclaims, "They're melons!" The girl responds, "I have those."
My problem: The ending implies this girl is his girlfriend. The beginning implies she is an employee trying to help him (and is not his girlfriend).
Am I the only one who has noticed this? Perhaps I'm misinterpreting something.
... And yes, I know, I'm paying too much attention to a simple commercial.
I don't really think it implies that she is his girlfriend. I feel she simply responds to the comment in that way, mainly because society places such a high value on large breasts, and she is proud of hers. Unfortunately, I've not seen the commercial, so I could be completely misunderstanding.
Imagine how it would be for us guys if our penis was up high in the center of our chest?
What are Cucumelon Sticks?
Heard of Cucumelon Sticks?
I came across a story the other day about how a woman in Australia accidentally cross-pollinated her crenshaw melons and cucumbers and ended up with an odd, tasty cucumber-shaped yellowish fruit. I even saw a picture of her eating one of her prizes, rind and all, and could tell from her expression that she had stumbled upon a real treat.
I had always thought such a cross was possible, and now have the evidence. Since it's too late in 2010 for me to try it, look for 2011 to be the year of the introduction of Baxter's famous watermelon cukes. For the first year, I hope for several qualities in these hybrids. First, I'd like the watermelon cuke to be of reasonable size (in other words small enough to eat without the need for cutting). I'd also like the meat to be red or at least pink, and though I don't imagine they'll be as sweet as I'd like the first year, I do hope they're pleasant in that regard and crunchy as well. I hope for an edible rind and soft cucumber like seeds that go down the gullet barely noticed. The obvious strategy will be to pollinate from the melon flowers to the cucumber plants and hope for the best in terms of miniaturization, though I do plan on trying it the other way around as well to see what happens..
If I can achieve that much during the first year, I'd be delighted. I also will be working with other melons and cucumbers to see what delicious freaks of nature we cam contrive. But mostly someday I want to prefect Baxter's watermelon cuke: a cucumber sized juicy, sweet watermelon with soft seeds that you can eat out of hand, rind and all. Just imagine the hit they'll make at picnics, barbeques, and gala affairs like the Fourth of July. Kids will love them, and I know you will too!
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This article was written by Dinah Jackson who is a nutritionist in Japan. For the largest source of rare Japanese Pokemon cards directly from Japan, check out his store. Pokemon plush toys, charms, deck boxes, sleeves, charms, figures, and thousands more very rare Japanese Pokemon items.
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